a non sequitor celebrity rant!

i can't stand the gosselins. they're a waste of america's time. yet, i still feel a tiny bit of shame for them: for being jerks, for being so public about what should be so private, for being so shallow and grabbing for the money while saying it's "for the good of our children."

i can't stand taylor momsen. she's a lindsay lohan disaster waiting to happen. i mean, have you seen pictures of this girl?! she looks like a hooker on heroin! and the clothing she wears are not appropriate for her age! i don't care if she's an actress and "surrounded by adults all the time since the age of 3." i predict she'll have another upskirt fiasco but this time while wearing no underwear. what's worse is most likely, it will be allowed by her mother in order to help her achieve more fame. my question is what kind of parents does she have? who is ok with her 16 year old daughter looking like a cheap skeez on national television? i don't care how much money gets dumped at my door, no child of mine will be whored out to live a life based on the most inane things like sexiness, wealth and designer clothes.

(yea, ok, i have no kids and most likely will never have kids but i understand enough to know that my moral compass would not go to the garbage with the afterbirth either. as for for the wealth, sexiness and designer clothes comments, these are all false aspirations. right?)

in fact, i remember being 15 or and slathering on green eye shadow and red lipstick. i'm sure i looked garrish and cheap, maybe even like the joker. which was why my mother sat me down and asked me take off my makeup before we left the house. when i cried and told her she was stifling my self expression, she explained to me that i'd have all the time in the world to enjoy being an adult. she told me to enjoy my childhood because it's much shorter than adulthood. of course, i didn't understand this at the time and stormed out of the room. today, i understand it perfectly.

i wish someone would explain this to taylor momsen's parents.